How many truckers does it take to change a light bulb?

3 to reminisce about the old days before light bulbs existed.
18 more to complain about the FMCSA rules governing how to change the bulb.
4 more to complain about the FCC rules governing the type of bulb to replace it with.
6 more to complain about the OSHA rules governing what clothing to wear while changing the bulb. 8 more to say you can't wear flip flops
14 more to praise paper logs
7 more to praise ELOGs
An argument between the ELOG and paper log crowds between 20 more drivers.
3 politically correct drivers to call it a chicken light.
4 more to say it's a marker light
6 to say that having a chicken light is illegal
7 more to say that if its there it must always work, or CSA will get you.
A Swift driver to post a 'how to' guide, citing correct references from the FMCSA, FCC and OSHA.
28 more drivers to bash the Swift driver because of the company they drive for.
8 union drivers to say "that's not my job" followed by praising unions.
20 more drivers to bash the union drivers.
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Meanwhile the bulb gets changed by a fuel desk clerk
~ Redwolf

And then there was this near success at fording a river.

the driver has just won the race if that checkered flag in the passenger seat is right, and just kissed the trophy girl if her expression is right

found on https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10205568895970310&set=gm.10153825476366530&type=3

well made Craigslist ad to try and sell a piece of junk Isuzu

 http://thechive.com/2016/01/11/this-is-the-japanese-chariot-of-the-free-world-5-photos/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=toyoya11116

when a hemi backfires

Found on https://www.facebook.com/graveyardcarz/  and  http://www.graveyardcarz.com/blog/2016/1/17/when-a-hemi-back-fires

car guy birthday cake pan... of course! Why isn't Summit selling these?

Found on https://www.facebook.com/groups/1631935880418477/

cement truck driver not screwing around, your brakes are useless puny car driver!

the tire that came off, rolled alongside the car, then remounted itself. Skip the 1st minute (as always)

Thanks Jay!

People who love Toy Story and Pixar movies are good people

Found on http://thechive.com/2016/01/05/well-played-good-sir-20-photos/

Conan, Kevin Hart, and Ice Cube help out a staffer who is new to driving in LA

the Swag Van, a tv show "how to catch a thief" used a box van with bars on the back, an open door, and tempting goods, then locked the door, and took him for a ride. Start the video at 3:20

When dad lets you borrow the car

Some of the greatest/ most fun cars that have competed at the 24 Hours of LeMons

I think the monocle look is a hilarious addition... it so nails the English vibe of the Rolls Royce type

this Mercedes received a Mopar 440 engine

Ranchero skin over a BMW

this is a pretty good recreation of the Griswold's Wagon Queen Family Truckster

the Faster Farms Belvedere is one of the true survivors of LeMons, still bearing a topography of dents from the very crash-y early days of LeMons where the car and team were the initial (and to date only) recipients of a LeMons Lifetime (Under)achievement Award.

The Lady of Perpetual Downforce – Honda Civic

 O Most Divine Lady of Gurney Flaps, assist us in the need for more grip to our tires. Though our speeds be low and heft be great, we know only that we must affix elements of grand scale and hope for you to intercede on our behalf. We beseech you in our quest for a mere section of Thy Holiest Cessna and require that its Mighty Ailerons move with Ye Middle Pedal’s travels to greater arrest our low speeds. Pray for us that our Emaculant Rudder be not only superficial, but also of true might and righteousness

http://www.roadkill.com/greatest-24-hours-lemons-cars-time/

Shut the door' we're gonna slip the clutch' floor the excelerater 'screem the straight cut gear box' till the light on the dash flashes to change gear' take this car up to warp speed' till the road ends' grab the hydraulic hand brake and pull it hard on the bends while left foot braking

Found on https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/74mm?source=feed_text&story_id=1115049075172091

1965 traction compounds were damn good

Found on https://www.facebook.com/groups/798838050138540/?fref=nf

Some one is in trouble now

this is pretty damn smart for anyone who knows they'll get stuck in traffic... mostly both east and west coasts, and Chicago

this is the center of the Swift hurricane of disaster, the only safe place to be.

Found on https://www.facebook.com/groups/1544973089111718/

cool bbq

Found on https://www.facebook.com/groups/1544973089111718/

how to survive a trip with kids in the car

found on https://www.facebook.com/MeanwhileInAustralia/?fref=nf